Gigbot T-Shirts Serve as Bug Armor?!

Ever heard of a Ferris Bug? Didn’t think so. We hadn’t either until very recently when we found out that they’re entering the US at an alarming rate. What’s worse? They eat faces! Your face is in danger! YOUR FACE—THAT GLORIOUS MEAL TICKET!!

But fret not, friends! Gigbot’s got your back!
Are you a’scared?
We’re pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down.

We have a surefire way to not only repel the uglymaking Ferris Bug but also attract that sexy individual you’ve been internet stalking (you should probably stop leaving her “I want to kiss you” comments on her Facebook page, don’t’cha think? She just deletes ‘em anyway).

It’s just this easy: Acquire a Gigbot t-shirt.


That’s right.
So simple.

Here’s the hard part:
You’ve gotta be a good friend of ours.

In short: should Gigbot consider you “good people”, you’ll get yourself a face-savin’ t-shirt to wear ‘round to all the local bars. And, what with having a safe face, there’s no doubt in Gigbot’s software that you’ll have any trouble at all attracting that attractive brunette at the end of the bar.

So play nice and get yourself invited to one of our special events!
Do it!

Last updated 5 months ago by Haley Carnefix carnefox

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